All we are is dust in the wind
An expression of the futility of existence.

Beefcaker
One who is a beefcake; someone who works out at Gold's Gym.

Crud
Exclamation indicating something has occurred that is sub-optimal.

Don't go changin'
You are a good person and goodbye.

Dude
Can be used like "smurf", i.e. the smurf that smurfs smurf. Can be used to address people or as an exclamation. Gender-neutral.

Fargin
Exclamation used to indicate a high degree of something. Example: "That dude is a fargin' goober."

Fargin a Jack
Yea or Oh.

This is a fargin joke
Description of a situation that is totally screwed up.

Fudge
See Crud above.

Fudgefest
A situation that is totally ridiculous, i.e. This is a fudgefest.

Jag-u-off
British automobile make now owned by Ford.

Je ne sais quoi
French phrase describing a certain flair, literally translates to "I don't know what."

Load in the commode
Garbage or a fudgefest. Alternative forms: This is a load.

Mullet
A W.T. haircut that's really short on top and really long in the back.

Right out
A descriptive phrase used to describe something that is uncool.

Scumaro
Automobile manufactured by Chevy.

Ship it in
That sounds good, I'll take it.

Shit the bed
See Fudge above.

Shit stainers
See Fudge above.

Smooth-ass
A slick person who is not as cool as he or she thinks he or she is. Example: That dude with the goatee and black turtleneck is a total smooth-ass.

Suck-zuki
Japanese motorcycle manufacturer.

That's very silly
Self-explanatory.

Unload
To get rid of something.

Unlucky
An expression of empathy or of reveling in another's misfortune, depending on the intonation.

X blows
Something that is sub-optimal.

X blows chunks
As above, but taken to an extreme.

What in the fudge
Denotes surprise, shock, or disbelief.

Wassapining
Can be a question, a greeting, or a blanket statement.