Andy Carver is one of the premier humans in the world specializing in deep thoughts and other acts of general goodwill (and also living in Menlo Park in an odd numbered house). He is committed to his humanoid status and has over 27 years of experience.

Andy has proudly bolstered the quality of his life with the help of his associates: Duke University, Stanford University's Department of Management Science and Engineering, and Bro.

Andy is part of the Carver suite of humans. The suite is an integrated, collocated, multipurpose, multitasking, value added, ultra-functional, non-tools. Please browse this site for more information or email us.


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